Losing weight is never easy. Counting calories. Dropping $80 on an Orangetheory class pass. Hopping on the Ozempic fad and praying to whatever powers that be that you'll lose weight ... and not the usage of your bowels.

But thankfully there is a much simpler way to nab a perfectly flat stomach, a few rare tried and true methods that have withstood the test of time and outlasted every trendy diet and workout craze: Cocaine and food poisoning.

But regardless of whether you're keto, vegan, or high as a kite on stimulants, these hilarious Twitter memes are a key part of any healthy diet.

From the perils of bazonga death to a rare peek inside Pamela Anderson's goon cave, here are the 38 funniest Twitter memes of the day.